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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Break out the Neoprene...



Yesterday I fished,
Surprise surprise.
The river was on the drop and judging by the realtime waterflow graph site that all my fish-nerd friends go by it should've had optimum clarity.....and it did.
:o)
We hammered them.
Between the advent of all the information available on the internet and all the really cool gear we have to fish for Steelhead these poor little fish really don't stand a chance.I may start fishing with no hook just to even things up a bit.
It was cold yesterday.
I was on the fence about whether or not to go with my breathable waders or my neoprenes. Just as Brian pulled into the driveway to pick me up I went with the breathables.
These are way more comfortable to fish and hike in so I decided at the last minute to just toughen up.
Turns out I am not as tough as I'd thought.
I wonder if I'll die on the river?
At one point in the morning I was shivering so badly that I wasn't sure if the picture I was taking (of yet another one of Brian's trophy fish!) was going to be clear because my hands were shaking so violently.
....Or it could've been the rage.
Funny thing..
I don't envy the guy with all the dough......fast car, nice house, trips to Europe.
All that would be cool ....but no.
I don't envy the athlete's with the 40 inch verticle leap.....it would've been cool to dunk one ...but I can still shoot the lights out.
Don't envy people of 'importance'......don't want the responsibility and things are screwed up beyond repair anyway....'steer clear of the shit and stay happy' is my current philosophy. I don't suffer from ambition......just ask my Wife.
Good looks are a soul stealing curse that only the most austere temperament can survive.......God knows I don't suffer from that affliction ....and I don't care to.
BUT THE GUY WHO CATCHES MORE FISH THAN ME!!!!!!!!
My buddy Brian is a fishing machine.....and I am going to kill him.
I have no choice.
I hit the water yesterday with my 'A' game.
I was on and so was the river.
At one point I hit 5 fish in 6 drifts....STEELHEAD...not bluegill.
Point is.....there are not many things in life that I am good at.....almost nothing now that I think of it......but I can fish....particularly floatfish for Steelhead.
This Jackass that I fish with....well he has taken it to another level.
It can be fun to watch.....but I am still going to kill him.
I have no choice.
I had a banner day yesterday and that prick still doubled me up. It was like watching a fishing show without the editing. I am pretty sure he could find a Steelie in a mudpuddle.
In all seriousness,
I can't fish with most people and I choose not to fish with almost everyone. It is a pretty strong testament to what a good guy Brian is that I actually look forward to fishing with him and getting my ass kicked.
Here's to you buddy....whatever your doin' ....keep doin'er.
I got to watch him land 4 fish in the 10 pound range and one colourful male that had to be the fish of a lifetime for most....it was perfect.
31.5 inches...
That is a tank!
If that big fella hooks up with that hen I got a few weeks back.....heres hoping for some big babies.
Here is how that went down.
We were crossing the river at one point and numbnuts decides, as an after thought, to just toss his line over his shoulder at a piece of water that I have walked past no less than a thousand times because according to him "that water just looks good"....
Bang ...fish on...
I am going to kill him.
I have no choice but to.
Another awesome day on the river. I lost count for myself and I can't count high enough to record Brian's. Great pictures , great fun and frostbite.
What more could you want from a day off work.
Just nicely getting my feeling back in my toes.
I lost a beast of a fish that neither of us even got a look at....did everything right but it just wasn't meant to be. Stung for sure...I am human...but even that just added to the days perfection.
I will have to wait a week at least to see my float go under......
UGH.

5 comments:

lambton said...

Wow!
Thanks! You are a true friend G.
In 20 years I sincerely hope to be reiterating this story with you on that little piece of heaven while we drill em at "the new run" and make fun of each others combovers.

Trotsky said...

If you ever deploy a combover I will shoot you in the face.
Judgin by the forecast things could get tough here on out....know any rain dances?

Chinook7 said...

Concepts such as importance and physical attractiveness are relative, whereas the uncanny ability to catch fish is an absolute......wish I were more of an 'absolutist'....something for me to strive for I suspect.

Rain is overrated, fish the Maitland.

Trotsky said...

Absolutely...
Brian is an absolute Jackass.
His secret weapons are his fishing gloves that he never washes...
These things reek so bad that I can only assume that the odour comes off on his bait and the fish frantically try and hook themselves in the hopes that they'll die rather than be exposed to that stench a moment longer!!!
Seriously.....burn those things dude.
Maitland?
I seem to remember someone offering to show me the ropes there once?
;O)
....Have to wait and see what the doc says about my wristbone as I am currently 10-7....'gimped'

lambton said...

The essence of a thousand steelhead is impregnated within those gloves G. Perhaps you should wear them for a few weeks to heal your girl wrist conundrum.
I'll drop them off on your porch ;O)