It was like spring out there today...including the douche bags...
I am surprised at how well I took it though...it helps that they were useless and also that I got first water at the spot that I wanted. They actually forced me out of my comfort zone a little bit and I ended up over some new water.
Very productive water that the inbred maggots had just come from.
Might have been the sounder bouy size floats they were tossing...I think they were trying to knock the fish unconscious.
I found the fish eventually and the solitude...oddly enough they were together.
Shitstains are entitled to fish too, and that is unfortunate.
One guy I ran into was decent enough and I think that we kind of surprised each other. He didn't try to stand on my shoulders so in return I handed him over the run and told him what and where he should fish.
I am pretty sure Borat was on the river today as well...it helps if you picture them on fire.
"How many fish you catch gypsy?"
Flames I say....
I tried to fish the Norland Jig with conviction after Morins recent post but it just won't happen. The Mennonite Roe is doing just fine however.
There won't ....or at least shouldn't be many more days like today for us. This fall has been amazing temp wise and the rain has finally started to bless us fisherfolk.
Christmas is looming and things are getting busy with no leave in the bank...not sure if I will get out again but you never know.
I will savour today.
A few weird moments...I caught a sea serpent..and ran across Elmo on the way out...
None of this is real.
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Believe me brother...none of this is real. It's all a sad sad dream.
That fish looks like what I would expect the off spring of a Norland/Steelhead mating experiment gone wrong to look like....wrong I tell you! WTF is that? I am naming it...It's a Genefish.
Glad you got out there. Sorry I couldn't join ya. Just as well though...
Good point about the "on-fire" thoughts...I'll try that next time.
Maybe next week we can get out there or slip one in over the Christmas holiday. Jeebus would want us too!
P.S. I want pics of that super sketch patch repair...you are quite possibly the worlds most useless man.
The funny thing is I even patched the wrong foot!!!!
Too much beer...
That fish was weird. I was completely freaked out.
I got pretty snarly with some hillbilly in there..people have no idea how to conduct themselves anymore...if they ever did.
I got away from them though and it was a really good day.
Looking at the schedule has me thinking that it will be a while before I am able but hope springs eternal.
That fish looks like some hideous Halloween PEEZ dispenser or perhaps a novelty condom that only a freak like yourself would ever consider buying..."the aquatic mega-bush penetrator!"
Your luck it is probably a long thought extinct prehistoric sucker essentially worth millions to the scientific community...and you released it. ;0)
I didn't release it...it is currently in my bum.
eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!
You are a useless, useless human being...now you done gone and f*cked up your blog. Fix it!!!!!
Useless!!!!!
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